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Hello users, this is the Fake News of The User Wiki Paper. So, enjoy our Fake News!!!

Mario in Hospital sad sad injury!
While Mario was playing a Baseball game Wario threw a ball which hit Mario's face. Mario is having surgery and will return soon. More updates coming soon.

Sonic in a stress
Sonic has recently been hit by spikes. Girlfriend Amy says "Its pretty scary its happened before but not this bad. Best friend Miles "Tails" Prowers says "This is amazing! I did not realize spikes are that dangerous!". More to be coming soon.

Just dance
Mario and Bowser decided to play just dance! More info coming soon folks!